Hm.

Why do villains in fiction always seek immortality? Realistically Immortality should only lead to tragedy. Although few works tend to ever explore it, I think a person who actively seeks immortality must be either extremely short sighted, or selfish and self-loving  to the point of insanity.

Someone who has fully considering all the ramifications of immortality and still seeks it cannot care about anyone but themself, I think.

...

I let that accursed lizard out of the drawer while I went to class today, and he signed me up for every single free online game that exists.

The clown is dead.

...

I was reprimanded during physical education today for "Changing clothing in a needlessly extravagant fashion".

..I always change clothes that way.

...

There.

The blasted drawer is finally sound proof, now I don't have to hear that simpleton blather on anymore, he's worse than the piglet.

I still possess one medal. I seek to increase that number.

Seeking Duels.

...

I certainly hope there's a check in the mail for this, or something.

...

My deck evaporated.

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Well I'm certainly not going back to warrior toolbox, now what do I do.

It's... the mark is.. back...

...

Please.. consider our affairs settled, Alex, Juudai-san, insolent harpy.

...why do people keep looking at me funny.

Buildings explode and horrible monsters emerge from the ground every day in this bloody city, you'd think a person wearing a helmet would be the least noticeable thing.

Maybe I should just wear a hood over it.

...

I hate bears.

[Private to Dark Signers, - Kiryu]

Core acquired.

I ran into problems from.. egg shaped robots, though.

No, I'm not dead.

I will not be attending classes for the next several days, a small crisis has emerged I must deal with post haste.

*Hey there everybody. Kevin is out and about at (k)night, walking around Domino. He's pretty noticeable, what with the helmet and all. What's more noticeable is the fact he's smoking. Somehow. I don't even know how that works but he's smoking right through the STEEL PLATE currently covering his face.

Go ahead and bother him iffin you want.*

Hm.

It seems everyone has been having very odd dreams recently. Perhaps snacking before bed should cease.


[Private to Desdemona]

...Miss Desdemona, I would like to speak with you about something.

...

Is it safe now? Can I emerge and not be subjected to such ridiculous things as Nazi robots and zombies and all that rubbish? It seems the most recent crisis is over, at the very least.

Perhaps now those bizarre dreams will stop.

...I need to order more bottled water.

...

This is the most impressive religious scripture produced on notebook paper with crayola crayons that I have ever seen.